i love anime ass, but also, anime tits
oh hey i was actually thinking of maybe sleeping tonight. OOPS
whenever people post about their headcanons i feel really sad for gunther, who never got his skul-gun
also my steam curations have over 200 followers, which is more than dumb blog, and this makes me really angry, because neither one is funny. they should both have 0 followers
if youre wondering why homestuck isnt on the list, this is because homestuck is fucking trash, for idiot weeaboo retard losers.
i know that most of my posts, on the internet at large, are typically very angry, and negative, and often involve copious amounts of swearing, death threats, and capital letters, and exclmanation points. therefore i have decided to think positive, and write a list over things that are good, and cool.
1: trenchcoats. classic and stylish, these things always keep you comfy yet cool-looking
2: fingerless gloves. wow. need i say more? you get all the utility of having your fingers, with all the warm palms of a glove. looks cool, too.
3: sunglasses. these fuckers can make anyone cool. too bad i caNT FUCKING WEAR ANY BECAUSE I HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES AND CONTACT LENSES ARE FUCKIGN DISGUSTING AND PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES ARE BOTH HILARIOUSLY EXPENSIVE AND NEVER AS COOL-LOOKING AS REAL ONES!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4: dr pepper + potato chips. an excellent combination that makes your anime nights a real blast, even though watching anime alone, in the dark, at 3 am, is often considered “loserly” and “retard”.
5: video games about big robots that shoot at each other. this is cool. maybe if i had a big robot PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING RESPECT ME!!!!!!!!!!
6: sexy anime women. ‘nuff said